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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Boy Gets Chopstick Stuck In Brain!





A young Chinese boy had to undergo brain surgery after a chopstick became stuck in his nose while playing.
Doctors say the 14-month old accidentally fell on it, piercing his nose and lodging inside his skull.
"It touched upon the deep area of his brain, four centimeters of the chopstick was inside his skull," Doctor Sun Wei toldCNN.
"The position of the chopstick was very, very lucky for him."
Zhao Guilu was in another room washing dishes when she heard her son, Li Jingchao, crying and came running.
The boy was lying on the ground wailing with the stick protruding from his head.
"I rushed in and saw him lying on the ground," Guilu said. "He couldn't stop crying and I noticed a chopstick stuck in his nose."
The boy's panicked mother rushed the child to a nearby medical clinic, but doctors feared it was too risky to remove the stick. A relative offered to drive the the boy and his parents hundreds of miles to Beijing instead.
"I thought at that time, it is all over, my boy will die," father Li Guanglai said.
"During the 10 hours of driving, I felt depressed, I could barely breathe. I looked at my boy and his right side was numb, he was paralyzed."
Neurosurgeons in Beijing feared removing the chopstick would rupture an artery and got the child ready for surgery. Yet when they pulled it, it came straight out easily.
Doctors say the boy had a lucky escape, and he could have been permanently paralyzed or died if the stick has been a few millimeters to either side, or further in.
"I never thought it would be this successful," his father said. "This hospital gave him a second life."

src: NYnews


ok, thats just crazy ! ! if u were the babies' dad's boss and he called just before work to say 'em i might be late for work today there's a stick in my son's brain!!!!' 
 what would you think??.

Monday, December 28, 2009

idols

i was bored and YOUTUBE 'ING' and found this treat for you guys.
i laughed till i cried !!
SA IDOLS.....
(hope it at least makes you smile) 
Enjoy


chruch lesson



In yesterday's church service, the normal procedure of things was being followed (singing, praying et al) until the service leader felt the service was too "cold" so he said "why are we not singing and clapping? with energy 
 'ok let us clap the number of years we want to live"(na here wahala start ).....
.hmm some people sef wan carry leg clap join, i looked around me and some people that i didnt think had more than 20 years left in this world were clapping seriously with purpose and focus......omo nobody wan die fa!!
-The man had to beg them to stop clapping!!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

! ! FIRE ! !


this is what bad beans can do ...lol

Monday, December 14, 2009

OBJ please forgive us....

Obj(obasanjo) is Many things....stubborn, determined, even myopic (but I never thought Nigeria would miss him). Obj came up with the idea of prolonging his stay in office(third term)and it got shot down. 
So he said to himself I would punish this people(we Nigerians). I will give them yara'dua!!
Running a country of about 150million very stubborn people is no mean task even for the virile and determined not to talk of someone at the age of 58 with Churg Strauss Syndrome + Asthma + pericarditis   = Wahalla 
For the past 21 days ,Oga yaradua has not been able to honour 'us' with his presence in the country due to his extended hiatus in Saudi Arabia. 
formerly , the average Nigeria's complain was that the country was moving too slowly but now, we are at a complete stand still -Choking  in the stench of 'our' fumes.
Oga Yara’dua (or rather President Turai) please beg OBJ to forgive 'us' of our sins and allow Nigeria to have another chance at greatness . . . don’t run for office in 2010(better still quit now).
This is my humble prayer. 

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Tiger woods....


 Hmm I’m not gonna say even one word about this whole tiger woods saga...ok just one word. 
Ghrrr ..........
Changed my mind .....ok just one sentence . 
Like golf, Tiger has taking the concept of cheating to a whole new level,this were my reactions
1.when I heard he cheated I was like # OK? #
2.then the first four Women came forward #wot da H?!@ #
3.then three more women # omo this guy Na real tiger oh ! # 


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AWARDS
Let’s talk a while about awards and recognition to the distinguished and the outstanding.
Femi kuti has been nominated for second time of a Grammy for his album DAY BY DAY ,lets hope he wins (sorry eedris abdulkareem).


The list of nominees for the CAF African player of the year was released in Lagos
 (no surprise my name wasn't there, maybe I’ll make the second list-lol); 
Didier Drogba (Ivory Coast), Michael Essien (Ghana), Seydou Keita (Mali), Yaya Toure (Ivory Coast) and Samuel Eto’o (Cameroon) and for the fourth year running, no Nigerian made the cut,sad isn't it?



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I saw the funniest poster I’ve seen in months last week.. 
              
WARRI in ZARIA