horror !!!

Short Horror film 

starring me

So I woke up earlier than I planed and decided to go on one of those early morning, solitary long walks. I usually do this, it’s usually a time to think and find creative inspiration.

hmm that’s how I carried my small legs around 5.30AM from my room and went strolling listening to an audio book on the way.....

(Here comes the horror part)

Dan dan dan.......... (Horror film sound track)

So I looked up and saw this image

Hmm... Images of all the horror films I’d watched in the last week (a lot!) I thought after five years in pharmacy school I had become a well oiled science based logical thinking machine, this was the dialog I had in my mind the after my first glance of the giant insect Thingy...

Stupid Boma: Mumu boy shey u talk say u no fit lie down sleep? I wan stroll, I wan stroll

This thing go chop you! And nobody go know wetin kill u, you are the only one on this road.

Smart Boma: it’s a statue

Stupid Boma: no it’s a mutant! E don be for you.

Smart Boma: dummy if it’s not a statue, Na both of us go die!

Stupid Boma: ah. Oya think now you'er the smart one.

Smart Boma: ok what we'll do is we'll take a picture from far so it the thing eats us, they'll know what ate us.

Stupid Boma: kai, forget that one run!!

Smart boma: let’s go closer and check, its stone or cement.